Love Me with the Lights Down Low

Love Me With the Lights Down Low © Bob Mullany 7-27-2007

Love me with the lights down, baby
Love me with the lights down low
I can't really take it if I have to see you naked
So, baby, turn the lights down low

We looked pretty good in college
You were like my hippie queen
Now, I don’t have to tell you that I’ve really gone to hell
And, baby, you’ve gone somewhere in between

Love me with the lights down, baby
Love me with the lights down low
You may have to fake it if you had to see me naked
So, baby, turn the lights down low

We used to keep it up for hours
Just thinking ‘bout it gives me chills
Now, it’s really hard to do it, and I really can’t get through it
Unless I take my magic pills

So love me with the lights down, baby
Love me with the lights down low
Our doctors recognize it as a form of exercising
So, baby, turn the lights down low

I wonder how my legs got skinny
I wonder how your butt got fat
And one way or another you turned into your mother
I don’t know how to deal with that

Unless you love me with the lights down, baby
Love me with the lights down low
I’ll pretend you’re thirty if you’ll get down and dirty
So, baby, turn the lights down low
Yeah, baby, turn the lights down low
Go ahead and try me, we can play hide the salami, baby
Even with the lights down low.